适合2月14日情人节单身狗们发的句子 可爱幽默 别具一格

1.全世界都散发着谈恋爱的酸味，只有我散发着单身狗的清香。

All over the world, there is the sour smell of love, only I am the fragrance of a single dog.

2.情人节到了，没有什么可送你的，就送你离开我的列表吧。

Valentines Day is coming. Theres nothing to give you. Just leave my list.

3.刚刚男朋友求婚了，让我们祝福刚刚。

Just now my boyfriend proposed. Lets wish him well.

4.大家把男朋友都看住了，情人节我要出门了。

Im going out on Valentines day.

5.大家把花抱稳点，若是那玫瑰枝子扎到我，没个几万，（节日句子大全 www.jierijuzi.com）我可起不来。

Hold the flowers steady. If the rose Branch sticks to me, I can get up without tens of thousands.

6.情人节，祝大家有对象的甜蜜，没对象的暴富。

On Valentines day, I wish you all the sweetness of the object and the sudden wealth without the object.

7.给自己买花，陪自己长大，一切美好的事物都在路上。

Buy flowers for yourself, grow up with yourself, all the beautiful things are on the way.

8.老给我推荐情人节礼物，是不是脑袋进水了。我不会买，只会越来越恨你。

Always recommend Valentines Day gift to me, is not head water. I won buy it. I just hate you more and more.

9.未来可能跟我结婚的人，麻烦你情人节少做点对不起我的事。

For those who may marry me in the future, please don do something sorry for me on Valentines day.

10.恋爱太难，情人节拜个把子吧。

Its hard to fall in love. Give me a hand on Valentines day

11.情人节到了，有人需要扮演女朋友的吗？钱不钱的无所谓，主要锻炼我的演技。

Valentines Day is coming. Does anyone need to play a girlfriend? It doesn matter whether I have money or not. I mainly exercise my acting skills.

12.情人节对我来说只是2月14日正月初三而已。

Valentines day for me is just February 14, , the third day of the first month.

13.我对象特别好，不抽烟，不喝酒，不冷暴力，不存在。

I have a very good partner, no smoking, no drinking, no cold violence, no existence.

14.其实我单身没什么秘诀，就是天赋异禀。

In fact, there is no secret that I am single. I am gifted.

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